Jennifer has left behind her Friends, her staring never ends,
deep in the heart of Texas.
She is The Good Girl, giving her hair a twirl,
deep in the heart of Texas.
Retail Rodeo is the only place to go,
deep in the heart of Texas.
A dead-end job, married to a slob,
stuck in the heart of Texas.
Getting on in age, working for a low wage,
she hates the heart of Texas.
Holden is the new guy that catches her eye,
divided heart in Texas.
A romp in a hotel and promises never to tell,
adultery in Texas.
Complications arise to no great surprise,
it’s getting hot in Texas.
Full of strong characters, not just hers,
I’m liking it in Texas.
Aniston’s the queen of the big screen,
in this film of Texas.
It’s not Ed, but something decent instead,
set in the heart of Texas.
She reaches beyond her popular sitcom,
dramatic turn in Texas.
Jake Gyllenhaal is strapping and tall,
Bubble Boy takes Texas.
Morality tale on a subdued scale,
sinners abound in Texas.
Funny and quaint, although she’s no saint,
she’s still the star in Texas.
Holes exist, clichés they couldn’t resist,
it’s not perfect in Texas.
After the start is strong, the middle plods along,
moseying through Texas.
But at the end of the day I’d still have to say,
three stars in Texas.
